Would You Rather?

I'm going to play "Would You Rather?" with all of you. Here are some questions I found online. What would you pick?


Would you rather always be 10 minutes late or always be 20 minutes early?
10 minutes late, always. I AM always 10 minutes late, because I never want to get some place early, and I can’t quite seem to get the perfectly on-time thing right.

Would you rather lose all of your money and valuables or all of the pictures you have ever taken?
Dude. I’m the most nostalgic person that has ever existed, I’d rather lose all of my money. But because I’m married and have a baby, I might change my mind for the sake of feeding all of us. But if it were just me, for sure I’d rather lose all the money.

Would you rather be able to see 10 minutes into your own future or 10 minutes into the future of anyone but yourself?
Mine. I think that could maybe be a helpful thing in a variety of situations, and I hate being left out… so the other option means I’m left out of future seeing all the time and that would make me a little melancholy.

Would you rather be famous when you are alive and forgotten when you die or unknown when you are alive but famous after you die?
Probably after I die, because I don’t really want to be famous. Although, I guess if I were just moderately famous, like every now and then somebody’s heard of me, then now would be fun. But if we’re imagining the paparazzi at the grocery store, noooo thanks. Also, what do you think I’d be famous for? Below-average jokes? Karaoke? Preaching? Some kind of accidental new record in Guinness Book of World Records? BLOGGING DURING THE LITURGICAL SEASON OF LENT?

Would you rather go to jail for 4 years for something you didn’t do or get away with something horrible you did but always live in fear of being caught?
I’d rather go to jail. If I did something horrible, it wouldn’t be the fear of getting caught that would get me, it would be the insane amount of guilt. 

Would you rather your shirts be always two sizes too big or one size too small?
The flowy look is in right now, so two sizes too big.

Would you rather live in the wilderness far from civilization or live on the streets of a city as a homeless person?
How cold is the city?

Would you rather the general public think you are a horrible person but your family be very proud of you or your family think you are a horrible person but the general public be very proud of you?
Oh man. That’s tough. I care about what everyone thinks of me. But I like my family best and I want them to like me best, so I guess the general public can think I’m a horrible person.

Would you rather live your entire life in a virtual reality where all your wishes are granted or in the real world?
REAL WORLD. Wait, unless it’s the MTV show.

Would you rather be alone for the rest of your life or always be surrounded by annoying people?
For sure annoying people. Annoying people are so much better than no people.