What else could I name this blog?

A few alternate names for this blog:

• 15% Serious 
• Attempts at Jokes
• I write most of these posts in my bed on my phone (this one might be a bit too wordy
• Deep Thoughts by Kelli Weiss (Handy)
• Long Facebook Posts
• Let me make a list about that
• Do you want to avoid the weight of current events for 30 seconds? (Also a little wordy)
• A Few Things
• Sentence fragments so you can imagine me saying this with good delivery (also also a little wordy)
• Lent Blog
• Chapters of the book I'd write if I were famous