Pet Peeves

Here's a list of all of the things that bug me:

• when people smack their food, especially cake
• speed bumps
• when people say "just" repeatedly while praying outloud
• getting a response to an email with a question that was answered in the first email
• when people fish for compliments 
• when people ask you to do something for them without actually asking- just hinting really loud.
• "scooping" when singing
• also, vibrado
• when people flake
• when people tell me that I look like a kid, and when I don't look happy about it instead of apologizing, they tell me that I'll love hearing things like that when I'm older
• telling me the same thing 10 times in a row
• long goodbyes where you start doing small talk again
• rude political memes and also any political memes
• being a passenger in a car with someone who hits their brakes too hard, especially in traffic 
• misusing they're/there/their and your/you're
• popcorn stuck in my teeth
• dogs licking me
• snoring
• hearing my alarm at another time in the day
• the patriarchy
• being cold
• realizing the clothes I wanted to wear are dirty or lost in the black hole of my closet
• bad breath
• people who aren't Jesse getting close enough that I could know they have bad breath
• when people stand stoicly during the hymns at church and refuse to sing
• clinginess
• nails on a chalkboard or similar surface
• any sentence that comes after: "I'm not a racist, but" or "I'm not sexist but..."
• most commentary on Christian radio stations
• the comments section on pretty much every article I've ever read
• when people don't have their dogs on a leash and they come charging at my dog on a walk
• loud noises
• pessimism
• any post on facebook that says, "share if you agree" 

Well, I'm sure I have more. Also, I'm sure I do a lot of these. Sometimes I bug me too. :-)