HGTV

Reasons I love and don't love HGTV:

Love:

• TV vacationing to tropical places and a bunch of countries I’ve never seen
• Touring houses
• Chip and Joanna Gaines
• Watching home renovations take less than 30 minutes
• It’s good background noise
• Tiny House Hunters, and fantasizing about getting rid of a bunch of stuff and living on the road.

Don’t love:

• The property brothers. They just kind of bug me.
• House hunters is pretty much the same episode with different people and houses. There’s a couple that has opposite tastes and they complain about every house that looks like something the other might like.
• Despite having a beautiful new kitchen, HGTV infiltrates your mind and makes you think you need a new, new kitchen.
• The following phrases: turn key, curb appeal, “this room has an airy feel”, master retreat