Me and Jesse are having another kid. Together we are. We will both be parents. We already love this kid, we both do.
But WE are not pregnant.
WE did not feel like vomiting most of the day for 10ish weeks straight. WE don't have to get up several times a night because a small lil cutie lives on top of our bladders. WE do not need to eat a snack in the middle of the night because we're too hungry to sleep the whole night. WE don't have swollen ankles or back pain. WE aren't both going to birth this little human. Nope, WE aren't doing those things.
In conclusion, Jesse is not allowed to say "we are pregnant."
I suggested several times that he be the pregnant one this time around and he insisted that is still not biologically possible for him to do that.
(There are obviously some really amazingly beautiful and wonderful things that only I get to do, but I don't want to be braggy.)
Here's a pic of our tiny (girl?) human (from today!) that WE love:
Perhaps you would prefer that he say, "My wife got knocked up and tells me I'm the father." :) Regardless, I hope that the nausea, aches, cravings, sleeplessness, swelling and all other discomforts have subside soon. Remember to SLEEP WHEN YOU CAN. Also, you are loved.
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