A Post About Posts

I brainstormed a list of titles of posts the other day, so that I could just pick them instead of trying to think of something to write about each day. I think that if I ever became famous and wrote a book about random things I was thinking about, these would be the chapter titles.

Here's some of the list so far:

1. Nachos

2. Unfunny Funny Jokes

3. If I had enough money, I'd pay myself to be a comedian.

4. Making Jesse talk to me before bed

5. Gray hair, don't care. Yes I do.

6. Theological Questions

7. I want to be...

8. Our friendship is a legal adult

9. Yes, yes, yes, yes... NO.

10. Things I hate about the winter

11. Things I'm nostalgic about.

12. My favorite hymns and WHY

13. Sometimes I don't feel like talking.

14. I'm not very good at buffets.

15. "How old are you?" and "If I had a dollar"

16. Celebrities that I refuse to be fans of because I will not lose hope of being their best friend

17.   Joy vs. Happiness

18. One time we said the dog would never sleep in our bed

19. My high school quote book

20. The world needs people who come alive

21. Friendship over basic needs

22. My phone is spontaneously calling you

23. What I miss about home

24. Restless leg syndrome and other diagnoses I've given myself

25. Is this blog helping me become friends with Mindy Kaling?

26. Clever Funny vs. Gross Funny and/or Ellen vs. other comedians

27. I love giving money away

28. My sisters

29. Try this!

30. You should read Brene Brown's books

31. Pizza Luce brunch

32. Tubing and funny fears

33. That time I almost drowned

34. I'm scared of talking about politics.

35. Copycat waving

36. The Extravaganza

37. Being clairvoyant

38. You don't need good grammar all the times.

39. Gratitude journal

40. A Haiku

41. A Short Story

42. Learning Spanish

43. Things that I experience as a pastor

44. Medium Talk

45. I use my cell phone as a mirror

46. Seasons

47. I'm scared of what my future children will be able to do

48. Sometimes I want to learn how to hunt, in case there is an apocalypse

49. Pinterest Christmas

50. Time-giver

51. A letter to everyone I love.

52. A glass of water by my bed

53.  Will you be my ducky wucky?

54. Sermon-writing process

55. Crying at Disneyland

I might not even use them. Or I might!