Sunday, March 4, 2018

5 Hour Energy

I started writing this post last night but then I kept falling asleep, so I just finished it up!


I haven't written a post in a few days because it's been a busy week, and also because I'm an insomniac right now. I probably could have used that no sleeping time wisely, like not mull over all the things or play the design home game I have on my phone, but I did those things instead.  

So, here's a short post on 5 Hour Energy:
Overall, here's what I can tell you about it: it's really gross.  I tried it like 7 years ago and it made me feel kind of queasy and still really tired. The commercials for 5 Hour Energy make it seem like it's just a tiny coffee in a bottle. Respectable people in suits having a little pick me up in the afternoon. Moms and Dads holding a 5 Hour Energy bottle in their hands like it's a lemonade. We all know that the people who actually drink 5 Hour Energy are probably young college students with headaches on Tuesday mornings. College students' caffeine consumption threshold is much higher than that of a regular person. I remember one of my college BFFs would come to class every Tuesday and Thursday with a Diet Coke, a Rockstar, Sun Chips, while also needing to take Sudafed for all the allergies. And she was pretty much fine. In conclusion, had 5 Hour Energy existed when I was in college, I probably would have known a lot of people who drank it regularly. But, it didn't, and so, I didn't and I don't. 


  

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