Friday, March 11, 2016

Is this blog helping me become friends with Mindy Kaling yet?

I hope so. I hope someone will forward her one of my posts and she will think after reading it, "wow, Kelli Weiss, she really seems like someone I could be best friends with. I would love to tell jokes all day and even get our nails done or something. Maybe I could even bring her to some kind of awards show? Maybe introduce her to my comedy writer friends?"

I'm going to keep hoping. Also, if you have a connection to her and you don't expect to share this with her so that the above situation can happen, well then, don't expect our friendship to continue. Don't expect it, but it probably will, because I really love friendship and I want to be forgiving. But understand that I would be DISAPPOINTED. But I'd also get it because if you knew Mindy Kaling, you probably wouldn't want someone new creeping in and trying to be best friends with her when you are probably on a mission to do the same thing. Plus that someone is me and I'm your friend and that could feel like betrayal. How selfish of me? How can I even ask you, hypothetical friend on the internet that could possibly know Mindy Kaling, to introduce me to her? I can, because she seems so fun and funny. Really how couldn't I?

Well, this is getting a bit circular.

Mindy Kaling, if you're out there, I would love to be your friend. Love, Kelli

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